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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Apricot Halves

Note to anyone who takes Calculus:


Never open a can of apricot halves in Calculus....or you will get yelled at hilariously for ten minutes by the teacher.

""I CAN TAKE THE COOKIES, THE BROWNIES, BUT WHAT IS THIS?! APRICOT HALVES? WHO EVEN EATS APRICOTS? SAM DOES I GUESS. YOU BROUGHT A CAN OPENER AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A CAN OPENER TO OPEN IT. OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE RIGHT NOW""


This made my day exponentially more exciting.

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